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[17:49] IT Guy1: OMG ANGRY ARP RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE!I11!!!!!1one!!!

CLEAR ARP CLEAR ARP!!
[17:50] IT Guy2: oookaaaay
[17:50] IT Guy2: When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout?
[17:51] IT Guy1: yes, be good to thy bgp neighbor
[18:03] IT Guy2: And route unto others as you would have them would route unto you.
[18:03] IT Guy1: hahaha YES, avoid peer pressure
[18:02] IT Guy3: but if your CPU load is over 80% .. clearing arp is bad
[18:03] IT Guy1: na…if you clear ip bgp * that would be bad
[18:03] IT Guy3: maybe .. if it is not a BGP equipment
[18:03] IT Guy3: like a 2924
[18:04] IT Guy3: why not.. make your life easy. cont t ; no int vlan 1 ; exit ; wr me
[18:12] IT Guy1: I bet you could null0 0.0.0.0/0 on a router and IT Guy2 would be pissed
[18:12] IT Guy3: lol… yes.. since he is leaving for vacation tommorrow
[18:16] IT Guy2: heh
[12:12] IT Guy1: I love it when a girl I’m kinda interested in, gets on yahoo and starts IM’ing me while I’m in the middle of trying to peer the two networks at this DC and apply all kinds of route filters knowing I’m going to drop a bgp session to somewhere at least once.
[12:13] IT Guy1: so for the sake of uptime…I shall pause
[12:21] IT Guy2: hehe

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