Paid To Fail

[15:35] IT Guy 2: im actually supposed to be on call saturday
[15:36] IT Guy 2: the whole east side of the building is losing power
[15:36] IT Guy 2: and we will see if the generators work
[15:36] IT Guy 2: lols
[15:39] IT Guy 2: hah ya funny site
[15:39] IT Guy 2: now i need a blog
[15:39] IT Guy 2: brb takin trash out
[15:40] IT Guy 1: citibank needs to stop outsourcing to india…they put a block on my account because newegg hit the card for $730 but broke it up into three transactions…the 3rd one got nailed by citi
[15:41] IT Guy 1: A review of this account has shown recent high- risk activity. Please contact our Customer Service Unit at 1-800-950-5114.

I mean damn…I know what phishing emails are and how to keep my card number safe…just let me use the damn thing
[15:41] IT Guy 1: yay the message is gone…homeboy in india pulled through
[15:44] IT Guy 1: now back to my eirgp problem, one of the asshat routers decided it wasn’t going to advertise it’s static routes to the other routers anymore…why can’t they all just get along?
[15:47] IT Guy 2: i suggest holding a cocktail party for them
[15:47] IT Guy 2: aka drinkingatwork.com

***15 Minutes later***

[16:01] IT Guy 1: hahaha omg…I just remembered…the eigrp problem, I unplugged one of the cores going to a distribution switch and forgot about it, everything is still running fine…woo no fail today!!11!1one!!1!
[16:02] IT Guy 2: so wait, we not having a cocktail party?
[16:04] IT Guy 1: well I can go pull the no-longer-redundant redundant connection and we’ll have a “no more customers” party

***More minutes later***

[16:08] IT Guy 2: yay i just installed wp
[16:09] IT Guy 1: ghey
[16:17] IT Guy 2: ARG
[16:17] IT Guy 2: noow i need my plugins i download to show up
[16:17] IT Guy 2: did you have to do anything special
[16:17] IT Guy 1: no
[16:17] IT Guy 1: they should just work
[16:18] IT Guy 2: you just unzipped them to the plugin folder right
[16:19] IT Guy 1: haha I made a 404 doody in your Apache log
[16:19] IT Guy 2: ??
[16:19] IT Guy 2: oh rofl these are themes not plugins
[16:20] IT Guy 1: last your drinkingatwork apache log
[16:20] IT Guy 1: grep for 404’s
[16:20] IT Guy 2: haha
[16:20] IT Guy 2: “GET /itguy2isafuckingfagwhoprobablyneverreadshislogfiles