Paid To Fail

[16:15] IT Guy 1: some chick at ********nap is trying to get me to buy stuff from her…she’s even calling now
[16:15] IT Guy 4: ********nap is upstairs
[16:15] IT Guy 4: lol
[16:15] IT Guy 1: if she finally gets me on the phone and sounds cute I’m going to ask her out for shits and giggles
[16:15] IT Guy 4: lol
[16:18] IT Guy 1: haha she got me
[16:19] IT Guy 1: her: “what can we do to move foward on this?!?!”
me: “omgs let me find $50k for your toy”
[16:20] IT Guy 1: go upstairs, ask for *** and see if she’s cute and has a ring
[16:20] IT Guy 4: lol
[16:20] IT Guy 1: If she’s single I’ll take TWO path control devices!!
[16:22] IT Guy 1: na fuk it…I’ll take THREE, you can never have too many boxes with an ********nap logo on them
[16:22] IT Guy 4: lol exactly

[16:34] IT Guy 1: this has got to be a joke…ARIN as in arin.net just sent me some membership crap and they actually have a comicbook The Adventures of Team ARIN….wtf
[16:34] IT Guy 4: eh??????????
[16:35] IT Guy 1: 4 super heros running around talking about networking…someone at ARIN was on crak when they came up with this
[16:36] IT Guy 4: more like sleep deprived meth
[16:36] IT Guy 4: that is refuckulous
[16:36] IT Guy 1: **EMAIL EDIT**
[16:36] IT Guy 1: she just won’t stop
[16:37] IT Guy 4: lol
[16:37] IT Guy 4: ask for ass
[16:37] IT Guy 4: and ye shall receive ass
[16:37] IT Guy 1: I would if my boss wasn’t getting CC’d on it…then again I don’t know if she could take a joke to break the ice
[16:38] IT Guy 1: **EMAIL EDIT*
[16:38] IT Guy 1: sucks for her that I’m going to be at the car dealer at 9 tomorrow
[16:39] IT Guy 4: lol
[16:39] IT Guy 4: pwned
[16:40] IT Guy 1: sometimes I route traffic around to see if I can draw things on the bandwidth graphs…the device from ********nap would make my drawings look better.
[16:40] IT Guy 1: it’s like coloring inside the lines
[16:40] IT Guy 4: lol