[23:28] IT Guy 2: one of our 30 outbound mailservers just got listed
[23:29] IT Guy 2: dude, ***** is a fucking intense setup
[23:29] IT Guy 2: i love it
[23:29] IT Guy 2: 30 outbound mailservers, something like 40 inbound
[23:29] IT Guy 2: 65million connections a day
[23:29] IT Guy 2: and those servers dont handle logins nor actually store email
[23:29] IT Guy 2: hah frickin awesome
[23:30] IT Guy 1: wackwackwack
[23:31] IT Guy 2: aol has on occasion asked us to delay our emails to them when their email servers were borked
[23:31] IT Guy 1: in your server room spamming you frindz
[23:32] IT Guy 1: when we get the DC going we’re getting a kitten
[23:32] IT Guy 2: oh fuck ya
[23:32] IT Guy 2: OFFICE CATTTTTTTTTT
[23:32] IT Guy 2: IS IN UR OFFICE
[23:32] IT Guy 1: name it Cisco
[23:32] IT Guy 2: rofl. im getting a dog to hang out.. his name will be dos
[23:32] IT Guy 2: “DOS ATTACK”"”"”"”"
[23:34] IT Guy 2: the cisco will crumble
[23:34] IT Guy 2: that could almost be an entry on paidtofail
[23:34] IT Guy 2: lol
[23:35] IT Guy 1: Cisco, Firewall, Perl, Null Route
[23:36] IT Guy 1: haha a cat named null route
[23:36] IT Guy 2: lols
[23:37] IT Guy 2: have a damn funny farm before we end up using all the names we’d want to use
[23:37] IT Guy 1: haha null route against dos attack
[23:38] IT Guy 2: hah brb.
[23:45] IT Guy 2: i want to offer an email server
[23:45] IT Guy 2: er service
[23:45] IT Guy 2: so i can build an enormous *****
[23:45] IT Guy 2: lols
[23:45] IT Guy 1: fuck that
[23:45] IT Guy 1: gmail beat everything
[23:45] IT Guy 2: ha
[23:45] IT Guy 2: indeed
[23:49] IT Guy 1: name your dc dog “don’t be a fag”
[23:49] IT Guy 2: i will and he will eat you dead
[23:50] IT Guy 1: null route kitty will fuck up your dc dog with long haul laser eyes
[23:51] IT Guy 2: whatever. dos will attack.. and i will get him some partners and together they will be named wolfpak ddos
[23:53] IT Guy 1: null route will have kittens and one of them will be named top layer
[23:54] IT Guy 1: top layer will stand guard
[23:55] IT Guy 2: im going to create a dognet of zombie dogs and with their powers combined, your kittens will fall
[23:56] IT Guy 1: kitty will cut the fiberz
[23:56] IT Guy 2: but my wolfpack will still exist to fight another day and your network will be offline
[23:57] IT Guy 2: i win!
[23:57] IT Guy 1: kitta knows fdisk!
[00:00] IT Guy 1: kitta will fork your shit out of control till you dos is the crashz
[00:01] IT Guy 2: whatever. my wolfpack sits on irc all day just waiting … waiting .. until they decide it is best to destroy your upstreams
[00:01] IT Guy 1: null route knows the acl
[00:02] IT Guy 1: the kitta can go acl on your packetz
[00:03] IT Guy 2: whatever. you fear my dognet
[00:03] IT Guy 1: kitta is a ninja waiting in the racks
[00:04] IT Guy 1: I’m in your fiberz fucking everythings up
[00:04] IT Guy 1: omg we’re going to be so fucked with a cat in the office
[00:05] IT Guy 2: hahaa
[00:06] IT Guy 2: paidtofail(tm). thats how we roll bitch
